Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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