That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't like sucking hair
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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