He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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