babies were throwing up all over the place
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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