My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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