i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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