What should our trivia night team be named?
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Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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