I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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