Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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