How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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