Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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