i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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