I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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