The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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