my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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