i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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