ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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