real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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