She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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