i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
im on a boat
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