gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So here I am, sexting at work.
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