Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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