brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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