I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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