do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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