He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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