Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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