The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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