Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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