She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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