Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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