Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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