No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
