Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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