weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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