I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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