I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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