Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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