I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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