i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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