Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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