he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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