I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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