Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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