"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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