just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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