The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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