I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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