Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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