i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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