We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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