: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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