either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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